Dirty Robert

Big fat guy that works for a water department

That Dirty Robert screwed up our job again!

by ladaf#@$inda November 18, 2007

Roberting

We all know the gorgeous, dazzling, amazing, talented, awsome, cute, hottest, etc. actor Robert Pattinson.
Roberting means: thinking about Robert Pattinson or talking about him or searching Rob on the internet...

Bella: Lia, what are you doing?
Lia: Well Bells, I'm looking at Rob's pics...( sigh)
Bella: ahaaa... so you're Roberting, AGAIN !

by HisGoldenEyesForever April 13, 2009

Robbed

When someone you have engaged in an argument with, pretends that they are talking to someone else in an effort to subside the standing argument, but is caught in an awkward state of embarrassment, yet continues to go with the pretend conversation.

F- Dude you have no swag what so ever! Give up on life!
R- Shut up! Anyways...
F- Who the F*** are you talking to?
R- Matt, duh he was like... talking to me.
F- FYL, fo eva...
S-Yo, I think you just got Robbed?
F- FYL too man.

by YouCallMeSenaCauseImSena,SENA September 23, 2010

Robert

A gay fat retarded bitch that like to finger himself and his dad left him

Your dad dont like you robert

by King smithy December 28, 2018

TC Roberson

A high school everyone hates and is known to be worse than AC Reynolds high school

I fucking hate TC Roberson

by ACrocks June 23, 2020

Robert Pattinson

the hottest guy ever to walk planet earth

in one word-- prefection

i frequently dream of Robert Pattinson

by saza January 15, 2009

Robert

A wise-cracking, smart-talking, humorous, and quick-witted person who is the butt of jokes but secretly admired by all.

That guy over there is such a Robert, but man, he is cool.

by cool cousin-in-law February 3, 2010