Retard showdown

At lunch when two autistic kids stare down eachother from across the table and grunt and spazz out at the same time.

Roman: see those kids? Bout to have a retard showdown

by DopeRedHead420699/11 September 24, 2019

tactical retard

a person who uses the same tactic every time even though it usualy fails

chris: frontal assault will work.
HEADSHOT
chris: maybe it will work this time.
HEADSHOT
chris: maybe it will work this time.
HEADSHOT
steve: what a tactical retard

by MR.Chaosman12345 December 21, 2009

Blame Retardent

A person who constantly has an excuse for everything usually one that passes the blame from himself to others.

Varnish: Man I can't believe that Nick is late again!
Swedish: Yeah but you know he will have a good excuse, that guy is blame retardent.

by Nicholas Clark April 17, 2008

beat retarded

The point at which one has been beaten, physically, emotionally, and or spiritually that the end result is of them being in a permanent state of retard.

Dude 1: wtf happened to dude 2 and why is he acting retarded?

Dude 2: (mumbles whilst drooling) manarah!
Some other dude: oh he got beat retarded.

by mogar08 December 23, 2011

Getting Retarded

The act of becoming so undeniably inebriated on various forms of alcohol and drugs that you absolutely cannot comprehend what the hell is going on around you or in your life.

"All these people are coming over and I don't know whether I should let them park here or pick them up somewhere. What do you think?"

"Umm, what? I don't know what the fuck is going on...
Man I'm fuckin' getting retarded."

by Seminoles91 February 18, 2010

Technologically Retarded

One who has no grasp of technology, no matter how times one has to explain how to use something electronic

Wife: Honey what button do I push to turn on the stereo
husband: You are so Technologically Retarded, press the Audio button

by RyeDawg II November 1, 2011

Retarded ass

A retarded donkey with autism

I have a retarded ass at my farm

by Usedcondom69 March 20, 2017