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Armalite Queer 

A typical person who is a fan of plastic rifles made by Armalite, a gun manufacturing company in the USA. Armalite is most famous for producing the M16, which is regarded as an all around piece of shit. So in essence,

A person using a FAL or a FAMAS isn't technically an Armalite queer, since both aren't made by Armalite, but Fabrique Nationale.
I'll prefer my AK-47 over your plastic piece of shit, you armalite queer.
Armalite Queer by Captain Crapeye October 4, 2009

cwoset queer

(n)one who attempts to identify another's homosexuality, but in the process of mispronouncing the term, results in one's self being accused of homosexuality

-derived from the term 'closet queer,' which is used to identify a person, usu. male, that is homosexual but has not made it publicly known.
"Mike, you're such a cwoset queer..... oh wait.... I meant.... aw shit."
cwoset queer by Nicky Higgs July 14, 2006

fuckin queer land 

A more derogatory term for a gay bar.
Don't walk over there, it's fuckin queer land!
fuckin queer land by Qui Long July 9, 2009

2 beer half chub queer

when your drinking at booty's house and you get drunk off 2 weierbacher and your friends are making fun of you but you swear to them that you had more then 2 beers, you also get a half chub when a small skinny ass girl rubs against you.
what are you talking about?if you play edward 40 hands youll be lit for a week you 2 beer half chub queer.
2 beer half chub queer by 2 beer January 3, 2004

vehicle queer 

The insult used by gamers usually in first person shooters like halo and halo 2 when one obtains a powerful or invincible vehicle and uses it for a prolonged period of time while killing many players to compensate for lack of skills.
What the F***! That frikkin vehicle queer ran me over with the wraith again...

race queer

A term used by white people who think white guilt is real so they don't feel hated by their SJW friends. It means that you feel you're a different skin color than you really are, for various reasons, and therefore identify yourself as mixed. White on the outside, black on the inside, an inside-out Oreo.
Some dude: "Hey white boy!"
White Boy: "Actually my dad's black, so really I'm a race queer."

Band Queer 

a band nerd from the 70's who wore high pants, big glasses, and blue buttoned-up band sweaters to match other nerds.

the phrase "b.q's have more fun" is often seen written on the exterior of cars with various other hip words such as spiffy. the car is also more than likely smothered with rainbowsz and scientific equations.
-"did you see that one nerdy kid with the clarinet? his outfit is revolting!"
-"yeah, i heard he was a band queer."
Band Queer by karl mciverson February 20, 2009