Pulling a Mordecai

1. Failing to talk to women, horribly. It usually includes a lot of stuttering and embarrasing choice of words.
2. Simping over women to the extreme. This includes ditching your friends, wasting money for them, and hurting your health in order for a chance to get with them.
The term was coined from Regular Show, based on the character Mordecai.

Example 1: "Bro, I tried to talk with Jess today, but I kept stuttering. I pulled a Mordecai."
Example 2: "Turns out Tom just dipped on us and cancelled his plans for bros night. He's Pulling A Mordecai for sure."

by E-Kelp August 29, 2021

pulling a Bret

The action of purposely ignoring a private message and only responding days later.

My goodness, John his pulling a Bret on me! I guess I'll have to wait for a bit.

by Darkos.exe December 4, 2021

pulling a brent

Procrastinating

My homework was due today but I ended up pulling a brent

by iwantmisatotofartonme January 10, 2022

Pulling a Simeon

Dry snitching on someone else to get what you want and get others on your side.
Reference to GTA V's Simeon Yetarian, who constantly lies and manipulates others to get what he wants.

Hey did you hear what happened to Kayden? Aaron was pulling a Simeon on him

by St4lk_e3r February 15, 2022

Pulling a Sebas

Going to sleep very early or earlier than normal just as the Formula Regional driver Sebastian Montoya does

i think i might be pulling a Sebas tonight guys

by Tactical Teabag February 22, 2022

Pulling a bitch

Definition of getting a Girl/Her to like you.

“ I just pulling a bitch with a big ass cock”

by Bob O Riley March 10, 2022

pulling an esh

pulling an esh means telling someone you will do it later, turns out you are never gonna do it.

‘Yes, wait a minute, I will send it to you later!’.

Wow, she is pulling an esh again.

by shmilaa April 15, 2022