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Ignorant parent

A person who responsibly teaches a young person to abide by the rules yet breaks rules to fit their criteria.
My ignorant parent made my derby car instead of me to increase the chances that I may win a prize.
by HunkyBeat March 25, 2022
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Sebastian's Parents

Those types of parents that won't let you get a day off of school. Even though you would have a soar throat, feeling dizzy, or feeling like you're about to throw up. You still won't get a day off of school.
"Yo man, I'm not feeling well today, but you know I have Sebastian's Parents, so i have to stay here."
"Feelsbadman"
by Sebek01b October 23, 2017
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Parental Fog

A form of brain damage that renders a parent incapable of noticing faults in their own children that they would readily identify in the children of others.
"My son is so smart, he's going to be a doctor."

"Is he the one who glued his head to his shoulder? I think you might have a case of Parental Fog."
by flashwildecard September 9, 2014
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Parental Notification

TFW all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned interest of The Rents.

The Rents take an artificial and outsized interest in your mundane posts this time of year because they want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections so you can have dry turkey and iced tea on the couch like God intended, in memory of the Fifth Commandment (the one about mum and dad).
Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?

Bro, my socials are blowing up. So many dots.

What did you post?

A picture of my sandwich.

Let me see.

Oh, Bro. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.
by anonymous November 15, 2023
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Beg Your Parents On A Bended Knee

A way to express mild to extreme confusion (or offense) at someone else's words. Identical usage to excuse me. First coined by a DJ.
Wow, that is one great booty!

Beg Your Parents On A Bended Knee ?

Globefohufoijsm.

Beg Your Parents On A Bended Knee?
by Mysterious DJ July 23, 2020
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Grandpa Parent

A father who is old enough to be their childs grandpa, having kids at 40
"Wow. Hes definitly a grandpa parent"
by MessyKairos March 7, 2019
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