Persistence Pants 

n. The pants/trousers/slacks in your wardrobe that you aim to diet into.

"They are nice pants, do you still wear them?" "no, i can't even fit one leg into them, they are my persistence pants"

Persistence Pants by Wixon November 1, 2007

Penis Pants 

Latex pants that mold around your waist and penis. The penis sticks out from the body but is still covered.

"These penis pants are cool, but they squeak too much"

Penis Pants by PatternOfChaos July 8, 2004

Canadas Pants 

THE U.S.A!!!

Canada: Hey america!

USA: What? Leave me alone im being a fat lazy slob! What?

Canada: Thanks for being Canadas Pants !!!!

*highfives greenland*

Canadas Pants by SKQHQ May 15, 2010

angry pants 

A euphemism for a girls period. "Angry pants time" is the time when a girl is usually more irritable than others and has a tendency to be "angry" often.

#1: Man, Carly's being a real bitch lately.
#2: Yeah, she has, must be angry pants time.

angry pants by Jesse Brown October 19, 2005

over the pants hand job 

Ita pretty self explanitory.

The act of pleasuring a man while his pants are still on. Hence "over the pants" it's generally very difficult to master as the penis is hard to get to. You're better off to take his bottoms off and just give him an actual hand job. It's more pleasurable.

I gave Alex an over the pants hand job last night, he needed new boxers when I was done.

over the pants hand job by Courtney Dawn June 18, 2014

flood pants 

Pants that fall around the ankle. Often called high-waters/ high waters as well. This refers to the fact that you can wear them when there is a flood, or "high waters."

Wow, those flood pants are so cute, but your ankles must get cold during the winter...

flood pants by Maderaverde April 29, 2005

smarty pants 

someone who displays intelligence in an annoying way

Amy: Oh no. Here comes Mark, Mr. Smarty pants.
Becky: I’ll bet he’s going to tell us about how to fix my car.
Amy: I’m sure you’re right. He’s always shooting his mouth off about all the things he can do.

smarty pants by shracaneits January 16, 2009