your going on the list

when you hear this yk you fucked up. this can lead to being touched or rape. when you hear this phrase, get an unregistered firearm immediately.

alright that’s it pal, your going on the list.

by gregory smith the 18th February 12, 2024

List Of Three

When in a committed relationship, the three famous people you’re allowed to engage in sexual relations with and not have it count as cheating. They must be famous people whom you’ve never met and have no previous relationship with or connection to.

Zooey Deschanel is definitely at the top of my list of three!

by archetype January 15, 2022

Blue list

A list of people who are now enemies in terms of verbal abuse and or assault

You’re on my blue list now

by WaterWeight April 12, 2024

tiger pit list

The opposite of a bucket list. A number of experiences or achievements that a person hopes never to have or achieve during their lifetime.

"Getting genital herpes is the first thing on my tiger pit list"

by The One True Morty July 14, 2017

Pierre List

All of the nasty things I wanna do to Pierre.

R: Yo bro, what do you wanna do to Pierre?
M: It's a long story bro, I'ma put it in a nice Pierre List.

by SoundingisFun November 23, 2021

touch list

The list of persons someone plans to touch in romantic or sexual manner.

- Girl, I miss you so much. You're next in my touch list btw.

by shprot January 10, 2025

Mr. List

The common name often used to describe a pedophile. He is an old man who is very sexual and can deceive you by thinking he is a sweet old man.

Mr. List touched my boob in the hallway on “accident”
I hooked up with Mr.List last night and he gave me the time of my life.

by Brother 69 May 29, 2019