front-lawn storefront

A.k.a. "yard sale". Often you can get good bargains on good-quality household items there, but you hafta always watch out for damaged/defective/worn-out items and inflated prices.

Brick-and-mortar shops do indeed usually charge a lot more for stuff than a front-lawn storefront, but yard-sale items usually don't come with a warranty or money-back guarantee, so it's kind of a trade-off..

by QuacksO September 9, 2018

Front Butter

Urine and/or ejaculate is used as a condiment.

Mark pranked Derek into eating his front butter.

by JimmyTheSmack March 8, 2019

Front Butt

An eloquent way to describe the vagina

"ayy girl lemme see dat front butt!" "Really want some front butt"

by Dr. Ticklebutt July 29, 2019

Front Door Karma

Karma received before you’ve done the action to get what you had coming.

Somebody stole my wallet right before I was on my way to steal a car, typical case of front door karma.

by Mclovin0417 February 21, 2019

Joseph Medill Patterson Masturbates In front On School Outside

Joseph Medill Patterson Masturbates In front On School Outside

Joseph Medill Patterson Masturbates In front On School Outside

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

front twix

Penis. Dong. Johnson. Pud.

I asked her if she wanted the left or right twix. She said "Neither. I want the front twix tonight baby."

by FrontTwix October 21, 2017

shut the front door

a subititute for the bad phtase stfu

shut the front door!

by xdr5t3evq3q November 29, 2023