multitasker

a person who completes a multitude of tasks, or does many jobs; a factotum

My wife was the quintessential multitasker; she worked at the local sperm bank as a taste tester, worked street corners at night to supplement the family income, and polished my pork sword every night without protest!

by weave July 11, 2003

Muling

The complaining noise a mule makes during stressful work.
A cross between a whinny and a bray.

(Old-English style threat from a recent popular film)
“I wont touch Barton. Not until I make him kill you. Slowly, intimately in every way he knows you fear. And then he’ll wake just long enough to see his good work. And when he screams I’ll split his skull. This is my bargian you muling quim. ”

by Geedud October 11, 2012

multidextrous

The ability to do more than three things at once, usually reserverd for drivers smoking, texting or drinking starbucks simultaneously.

Don't worry, I am multidextrous but can you please hand me my latte? It's tough driving and smoking while i have to respond to my boss's text message."

by djxmas August 1, 2009

multinational

1. A type of corporation with no loyalty to America.
2. Any group guilty of capital treason.

Joe: Didn't Bill Gates just move 500,000 American jobs to India?
John: Yep, multinationals like Microsoft hate America.

by FreedomLover June 16, 2003

Multiball

1) Verb. Describing the act of dating two or more girls concurrently within a period of time.
2) Exclamation of recognition when you hear about a friend dating more than one girl at a time.

Roommate 1: “Hey dude, just to let you know: It might get a little noisy in this apartment tonight. You might want to go out.”
Roommate 2: “Is Jessica coming over again?”
Roommate 1: “No, I’ve seen her yesterday. Tonight, I’m going to meet up with Sarah again.”
Roommate 2: “Multiball!”

by luk1 June 5, 2009

multifaceted

The ability to do hoodrat/redneck things on the weekends then return to corporate Merica on Monday like it ain't shit.

I did a ton of blow Friday night and had those hookers over Saturday and Sunday and still made it to work Monday. FML I'm so multifaceted why can't I call off work like Mr. Pouka does.

by DrBobe March 2, 2015

melting

getting high off super dank weed that makes one appear to be melting.

Mr. "hey mary jane, are you melting tonight?"
M.J. "yeah!"

by green bhudman May 19, 2008