censor muffin

When a Female cannot take, handle, or "go along with" sarcasm, but instead, decides to censor and/or remove the allegedly offensive content.

Michelle was such a censor muffin for removing her tag from the joke we put in our facebook status.

by daytonafun_tim February 27, 2011

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Cunt muffins disease (CMD)

When a girl (rarely a guy) turns from being a loveable, kind, friendly, and caring person to the exact opposite and transforms into a person with an ugly personality (a bitch). Most cases occur because of influence from others with CMD, other times is due to personal events. PMS and CMD can be easily confused, but CMD is long term. CMD is curable, depending on how sever the case is, it helps to have friends and family be honest with the subject and for the subject to be willing to change their attitude.

X was once friends with Y but X started flirting with the rest of the alphabet including Y's boyfriend Z. The reason for X doing this was because W had been doing it first and X thought she looked just as good as W. X was a victim of Cunt muffins disease (CMD) due to W having CMD first.

by YourfriendlyIMVUuser September 26, 2012

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purple scud muffin

A girl who has a blue waffle,is on her period and has shit in her vagina.

(Joey) Man, i wanna fuck a purple scud muffin!

(Colter) you wanna fuck a what man?

(Joey) you know a purple scud muffin "look it up".

(Colter) oh you mean like kylie.

by brother zone September 27, 2010

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The Female Muffin game

A great game for girls at sleepovers! It is and adaption of The Muffin Game that allows girls to have some fun too. It is played by having a muffin placed on the floor and players kneel around it. It is played by the girls using the muffin as a dildo and the last one to stick the muffin inside must eat the ENTIRE muffin. (This game can be played with girls and guys if the players wish. If i guy is the last to ejaculate on the muffin he must eat it, but if he is last and a girl has not put it in yet, she must eat it.) Both are great fun for sleepovers and parties.

"Hey Miranda! Come play the muffin game with me and Steph!"
"I thought only guys can play that Emmathy."
"Nope, there's a female version called The Female Muffin Game. I'm a pro."
"Maybe we can do a mix and Ryan and Jorge can ... cum ... too! Hahaha"
"Why not?!"
Cool I'll go get them!"

by Glitter Child March 11, 2013

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muffin hands

A terrible affliction affecting a percentage of the public who are characterized by hands made of muffins. However, this malady is only compounded by the additional fact that the person possessing the hands are forbidden to eat their own hands in cases of extreme hunger.
(Note: Although this condition has not been witnessed in the medical field, the term could apply to someone with deformed hands or one who cannot use their hands properly)

I don't know how Dr. Schmidt is able to function in everyday society with such a terrible case of muffin hands.

by Remulus March 9, 2009

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