Guy 1: Dude, look at that fat ugly chick, why does she think she can dress like that? It's just gross.
Guy 2: I know, man. She's a real schwagg muffin.
Guy 2: I know, man. She's a real schwagg muffin.
by Da Moustafocka March 14, 2009
Get the Schwagg Muffinmug. Noun:
1. A name for a sexually stimulating person.
2. The name of a muffin if eaten immediately before, after or during sex. This muffin is usually shared at the breakfast table or in bed after or during a long night of fornication.
1. A name for a sexually stimulating person.
2. The name of a muffin if eaten immediately before, after or during sex. This muffin is usually shared at the breakfast table or in bed after or during a long night of fornication.
Examples:
1. We shared a sex muffin after 5 hours of playing "find the teacup".
2. That girl, is a total sex muffin.
3. Justin had gone to the supermarket to purchase "sex muffins" for his date that evening.
4. Janet Reno, though very attractive, would not be considered a "sex muffin".
1. We shared a sex muffin after 5 hours of playing "find the teacup".
2. That girl, is a total sex muffin.
3. Justin had gone to the supermarket to purchase "sex muffins" for his date that evening.
4. Janet Reno, though very attractive, would not be considered a "sex muffin".
by Colombianomania September 30, 2005
Get the Sex Muffinmug. A large man who makes his living peddling muffins on the streets. Usually a cute or silly man whom you share an emotional connection with.
by Tanbor November 18, 2005
Get the muffin peddlermug. by Fatmanscoop crank da lamb August 12, 2009
Get the Muffin Timemug. Muffin time is/was a popular song on Tik tok in 2018. It was well known from Anna b official who made one of the most popular Tik toks in history. Almost all users know that video.
Jimmy: Did you hear about that girl who did that muffin time video?
Larry: Yeh, shez a asface. I wached her tudai an I wan die rinoe
Larry: Yeh, shez a asface. I wached her tudai an I wan die rinoe
by Chezbegurs December 22, 2018
Get the Muffin timemug. by ladeezmann5 March 11, 2006
Get the slut-muffinmug. When you reach the end of your coupling and are approaching your vinegars you pull out and decorate her tree with heathy spurts of bloke gravy.
by MurderousYoric April 30, 2009
Get the Butter the Muffinmug.