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Special attention given to a women's vaginal region, specifically oral stimulation.
Woman: "I want muffin time!"

Man: "Yes, dear."
by Fatmanscoop crank da lamb August 11, 2009
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A period in time when one becomes hyper and easily-amused. Usually spurred by a period of not sleeping. Characterized by excessive laughter, shortness of breath, and spontaneous urges to act crazy. It is commonly induced by humorous and nonsensical words (i.e. tinfoil, bagpipes, wooden ladle, toenail, pudding, etc.)
Citizen #1: Hahaha, doorknob is such a funny word. I feel like pouring soy sauce on my head and dancing through the streets naked.
Citizen #2: Yo, that nigga is in muffin time.
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Another name for 12:30, the magical time of day when people make muffins.
Joey: Hey! What time is it?
Muffy: IT'S MUFFIN TIME!
Alan: Uh, actually it's 12:30!
Muffy: SOMEBODY KILL ME!
by budderguy42 December 15, 2015
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When a girl knows she's about to engage in sex or oral pleasure.
Kloe was so excited to meet up with her boyfriend that she excitedly told her friend, it's MUFFIN TIME!
by MISTERATLAS November 07, 2014
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ITS MUFFIN TIME, ITS MUFFIN TIME!
You eat muffins at this time.
Muffin: ITS MUFFIN TIME! ITS MUFFIN TIME!
George: Um, actually it 12:30.
Muffin: SOMBODY KILL MEH D:
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by Bobrossismehlife June 09, 2018
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