mickey mouse 

to pull someones ears and then slap them immediately upon letting go

jake: dude, you're ears look swollen as fuck, what happened?

todd: that asshole at the candy store mickey mouse'd me for my gummi bears

mickey mouse by scotty brownknees January 5, 2010

beat-off mouse 

an extra mouse laying around that the user puts in place of the main mouse. the user can then proceed to use both dick infected hands on this mouse. It avoids having to wipe your main mouse again when your right hand just wasn't cutting it enough. the beat-off mouse does not have to be cleaned.

inconsiderate assholes only use one mouse. your friends use that computer too, buddy!!

Same thing goes for the beat-off keyboard

God Danit Jim!! My hand is all sticky!! Did you switch out the beat-off mouse!?!

beat-off mouse by Chenry08 January 2, 2009

Mickey Mouse 

Made in reference to something that is extremely neat or immaculate.
Generally muzza's from Thomastown or Preston area referring to sick cars.
Also can be used for chicks " Dis thing was mickey mouuuse bro!"

Must be pronounced - Mickey mouuuuuuse

"Bro dats nothing, come to Bell St. Macca's and check out my cousins Rx3 Coupe! I swear to allah, dis thing is Mickey Mouse!"

Mickey Mouse by Da sickest cunt September 9, 2009

mickey mouse 

the method of fixing a broken cigarette by inserting the broken piece back into the filter side of the cigarette.

this cig is broke, so you'll have to mickey mouse it.

mickey mouse by Pandasmooth March 21, 2011

micky mouse 

a girls vagina

her micky mouse stinks

micky mouse by jnutty29 November 2, 2010

Girlie Mouse 

Girlie Mouse, originally slang for "the girls' house" in order to avoid others thinking that a banned topic was being discussed.

Now used to describe a specific house in Durham city, UK, in which 6 lovely ladies used to live, or to describe those 6 ladies collectively (noun).
Also may be used to describe a certain type of behaviour or item (adjective).

"Oh, look! They've built a nasty new house in the beautiful garden of Girlie Mouse!"

"We're going to the pub. Is Girlie Mouse coming?"

"That is so Girlie Mouse"

Girlie Mouse by mary moo May 6, 2005

Mickey Mouse FC 

The purple clad MLS team that plays in a quaint little stadium in Orlando that has serious penis envy over Mercedes Benz stadium. Bless their hearts. #OrlandoisNotTheSouth

Mickey Mouse FC has no chance of making the playoffs this year. Bless their hearts.

Mickey Mouse FC by PJ1000 July 29, 2017