liberal

Liberals are stupid fucks who think they can change the world by making shit up and trying to sell it as "facts". The most common type of liberal is one who believes an animals life is as equal to a human life. Only a fucking retard would believe that, there's a reason we have animals as pets, not dogs having us as pets. So if you're going to protest my yeeyee activities such as shooting animals for fun and trapping innocent animals in my steel footholds then shoot them in the face for being dumb enough to step in my trap, then get the fuck out of here you stupid liberal shit.

I went on facebook yesterday and I saw another stupid liberal fuck making retard comments in our hunting page. Her stupidity made me want to shove a 4 ft long sword down my throat.

by hsisysgsusvsv December 12, 2019

the FCC and liberals

Two radical extremes who both need to fucking die.

The FCC wants to censor "everything" and the libs want to show hardcore porn to kids!!!!

So many fucking retards...so few bullets!!

by fuck you all you retarded shitheads June 27, 2004

classic liberal

A modern conservative using an outdated term from the 19th century to identify themselves. Essentially, a classic liberal believes in an unregulated free market, like a conservative, but doesn't care about social freedoms and benefits, because those beliefs don't benefit corporations (so shut up minorities and people of atypical sexes and gender identifications; and fuck you, welfare programs). So yeah, they're just your average conservative. The point of using this name for themselves is to make their politics more appealing to the masses, as they assume most people won't know or have the inclination to look up what a classic liberal is.

Guy 1: "I'm not a conservative anymore. I'm a classic liberal now!"

Guy 2: "So you're a conservative with a Trojan horse name?"

Guy 1: "NO! FUCK YOU! THAT'S FAKE NEWS!!!! STOP STIFLING MY FREE SPEECH!!!! REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
(Guy 1 then proceeds to fling his own feces at everyone around him to distract from being exposed)

by Bojangles Smitherson December 3, 2020

Liberal

Term for an American communist/socialist who loves to kill un-born children, steal money from hard working people who earn their money through hard work and give it to the lazy undesireables of society, force religions to perform acts against their beliefs, distribute and smoke marijuana, take away all means of protection from Americans so Americans would be unable to defend themselves against a corrupt government, let the eldery die, allow people to marry and have sex with anything they want to such as animals tvs xboxs pinneapples etc, arrest anyone who opposses the government in power, allow terrorists to be hidden in American society, allow all murders to be released from prison and be given tax dollars to become part of society once again to kill, and enforce a totalitarian state of liberalism.

The liberal government stole money from the successful doctor to give a dropout from highchool addicted to narcotics a monthly check to buy more narcotics.

by A moderate July 21, 2012

liberal

Someone who cannot figure out how life is in all actuality. And likes to take it up the butt. Liberals tend to side with tratorious countries (ex. france) and belive in legalizing pot, gay rights (which is a joke), anti-war/anti-snesable, and love high taxes. They usually lack common sense in the dealings of life.

You fucking idiot liberal! no you cant hand Iraq a flower and expect them not to kill us. Stupid fuck-heads!

by cook42 May 3, 2007

Liberal

Political: Someone who thinks from the left side of their brain rather than the right. Thinking emotionally without a rational explanation to back up their choice politically.

Liberal ideas are the opposite of Conservative ideas. Liberals act without thinking. Ex: "It's mean to kill someone..." Yes it is, but if the person is a psychotic murder, I believe they do have the right to death since they did not value another human's life when taking their life.

by ndh777 February 7, 2009

Liberal

Liberal; (noun) 1.) a person who supports liberal or left-wing politics. 2.) Socialist, Marxist, communist or anti-American politics.

Liberalism; (noun) Political beliefs founded on irrational hate, fear mongering, intolerance and treason. Liberals are typically obsessed with the belief that everything bad in the world is actually good and everything good is actually bad.

Rather than basing their political beliefs on facts, truth, science or evidence, liberals generally rely on rumors, stereotypes, prejudice, fear, hate and illogical emotions. Those liberals in positions of prominence or power are experts at turnabout and blame-shifting tactics to avoid having to defend their baseless actions and propaganda. They typically accuse the accuser, blame the innocent and defend the guilty, while simultaneously claiming to be the voice of justice and reason.

Liberals have a severely distorted view of the human race, history and the world in general. They like to believe in a Utopian fantasyland where everyone and everything lives in peace and happiness. Despite 10,000 years of history and the ridiculous absurdity of such notions, they still cling to these childish wishes. It is ironic that the world would actually have a chance of living in relative peace & happiness if it wasn’t for liberals.

The harm they have caused and the lives they have destroyed are immeasurable.

In addition to being purely evil, Ted Kennedy and Rosie O’Donnell are liberals.

by Shagbajones September 17, 2010