Jeremy Lublin

Lead singer of Toledo, Ohio, Glam Rock Band 'We Are The Fury.'

OMGZ lyke Jeremy Lublin is lyke uber teh sxe boi!!

by Megan_x August 30, 2006

jersey bomber

The huge-ass mosquitoes found all over the state of New Jersey (especially the Meadowlands). They can get up to three inches long.

(Points at half-inch-diameter bug bite) Fucking Jersey bombers...

by s0ck_ninja June 16, 2007

Jerry down

To smoke copius amounts of pot. Often times prior to enjoying an all-you-can-eat buffet. One can Jerry down before during or after work.

I am going to Jerry down tonight, Ogle my sons girlfriends then play Rocky Raccoon.

by TRENCHOLA March 25, 2008

Jersey Shore Barrier

The act of physically placing the entire cast of Jersey Shore in a triangular formation, just like bowling pins, at the entrance or exit ramp to any major freeway to buffer the damages from any potential accident. (It is recommended to have plenty of taffy and hair cair products to keep their interest while they are in said formation)

Hey Tommy I just set up another Jersey Shore barrier by the Lincoln Tunnel.Those kids are dumb as tree trunks. God willing someone's been drinking way too much to drive and swerves left and puts us all out of our misery. Plus, I threw a couple spike stips out there to kind of help our odds.!

by DemmyMack413 February 19, 2011

Jeremy Freedman

Guitarist for the band “The Neighbourhood”. Also known as the Pussy Destroyer, Soft Rock Jer, Birthday Sex, or Jerry Hot Licks. Has a pretty good voice too. Probably the funniest member of the band, therefor the only one that really matters. Enjoys making pictures of old guys with eyeliner, long hair, and weird facial expressions wearing top hats and tuxedos his profile picture on Twitter so that no one knows it’s really him.

Jeremy Freedman? More like Jeremy FreeDAMN, am I right?

by califøurnia June 9, 2014

Jerking off

When a boy is pleasuring himself in a bathroom or his bedroom and he uses lotion

Older brother: umm dude what are you doing
Younger brother : it's not what it looks like
Older brother: oh my god dude are you jerking off

by Nikki_Manage May 12, 2021

get it jerkt

Internet slang for masturbation.

Yo dude, is that porn?

Yeah, I will soon get it jerkt.

by Calvin Broadus November 16, 2006