top jelly

the liquidy jelly on top of the real jelly.

Mmm this top jelly is great!

by A-iric May 19, 2007

Man Jellies

Plastic Shoes worn by men

Steve wore his Man Jellies proudly and with socks at that.

by Love ya dork October 16, 2007

star jelly

During a meteor shower sometimes people find what looks like a jellyfish that splattered down from outer space.

There have been reports for over a century of people finding what the Germans call sternenrotz or "star jelly"(which literally means "star snot") in conjunction with meteors falling from the sky. It's usually clear or yellowish, smells awful and disintegrates after being handled. Despite being described thoroughly in numerous newspaper and police accounts for over 150 years, no one has ever really been able to study it in depth because the substance falls apart too quickly to allow for a sample to be obtained.

by tattoo fucker July 6, 2011

jelly bracelets

lihgt blue wit sparkles means sex in tha water

sex in tha water

by kiki March 31, 2004

jelly bracelets

innocent looking bracelets which are otherwise more evil than critics imagine them to be. Pimply faced teenage boys are supposed to rip one of them off judging by the colour and the girl is supposed to reurn a favour of a sexual and graphic nature depending on the colour. These items must be banned because they destroy the moral values of our children and promote a moral decay upon society. Anybody caught wearing them should be beaten with sticks and punished Taliban Style - Hey if they can ban people from dropping Class A hallucinagins or Class C herbs and punsih them why cant they ban these "Sex Bracelets" and punish the wearer/buyer as well as the seller with beatings, whippings even hangings? These bracelets are the prime example of the americo-ZOG conspiracy to destroy our youth and the world.

when i was a teenager marely 10 years ago - anybody caught wearing these jelly bracelets would be beaten and stoned to death for being a slut. Todays Teenagers are sick brains.

by Brother Number One May 13, 2005

Jelly Bracelets

Jelly Braceletz arn't anything for parents need to worry about. They're just something that teens like to talk about. They're not sex bracelets, like if someone brakes another persons bracelet then you have to do whatever the bracelet means w/ the person that broke it. But, we dont really do anything...its just a joke....

Girl: you boke my bracelet...(its red)
Boy: you have to give me a lap dance now...
Girl: ha ha ha ha ha
Boy: (laughs with her)

by Christy May 13, 2005

jelly fuck

When one fills a stubbie holder full of jelly and proceeds to insert his erect male genitalia, continuing to fuck this jelly filled cylinder for the ultimate alone time.

Dont come in!!! Im midway through a jelly fuck.

by ultimate man beast August 18, 2014