Jalen

An individual who is caught up with the latest happenings and goings ons and can educate others so we all remain hip and coolio.

"What does this meme mean?"

"I don't know, let's ask a Jalen."

by doctor wordsmither IQ 10000 July 1, 2022

Jalen

A Jalen is a guy that gives the first impression that he is mostly chill and fun to hang out with. However, under that gregarious, innocent facade is the most manipulative, selfish, and egotistical son of a bitch you will have wished you never met. He will toy with your feelings like a puppet master pulling delicate strings without you knowing. He will toss your convictions out the window, as if they never mattered to him in the first place. A Jalen is like a fighter jet, dropping devastating bombs on a ship, then celebrating his "victories." As time goes on, it will become exasperating to even communicate with a Jalen, as these abhorrent, anomalous entities will constantly barrage you with the same questions in every conversation. They lack the ability to think critically, and their brain is observed to be shaped similarly to a cow penis. At all costs, you must avoid coming into contact with one, as it will be your greatest mistake. Once a Jalen latches onto your soul, they will cling for eternity, and will prevent you from getting to Heaven (or whatever afterlife you believe in).

Ew, what is that guy doing sniffing the kid's used clothes? There's no doubt, it must be a Jalen!

by belvitagod1029 July 15, 2022

jaden#0666

Jaden is so sexy he ruined my life.

Stay clear, cant trust him...he loves quiero#0001.
His bestfriend is mads#7777.. shes hot.
Hates a guy named nate.
EX yeat cord manager.

"Ughhh, I wish i could be as cool and sexy as jaden#0666..."
Jaden#0666 just took my girlfriend??!!!
Heard Jaden#0666 kisses Mads#7777 on the low....
Jose who?
Ddel who?
Lalo......WHO

by yeatfan July 17, 2022

Jalen

A beautiful handsome adorable boy god I love him so much

You are such a Jalen! Very pretty!

by Jaylovescatz July 20, 2022

Jaden

if ovens stay frosty, Donald Trump likes pringles with tomato sauce.

You know what they say about guys called Jaden, if ovens stay frosty, Donald Trump likes pringles with tomato sauce.

by anonymous September 23, 2022

Jaden

A person who desires sex and gets pregnant due to no protection

Person A: bro is that person pregnant for the 9th year in a row?!
PERSON B: yea they must be a jaden

by l bozo+fatherless+your dumb October 11, 2022

Jalen

A fat faggot that tries to fit in by joining the football even though he’s terrible, the only thing he will ever be good at is sucking dick and finger his moms pussy

Dude jalen is so gay I hate him so much

by My daddy rapes me69 October 11, 2022