itchy mcscratchies

A sexually transmitted disease

Bob: That girl I slept with last week gave me the itchy mcscratchies
Carl: Damn that sucks man.

by KulsprutaKid April 2, 2024

Itchy

When something scratches at your moral compass or beliefs.

Man, Dave going to a 4 year old's birthday party over hanging with the boys is very itchy.

by xXLikeX'sXx April 19, 2024

Itchplay

A type of BDSM where they make each other itch and scratch each other’s itches where it feels almost orgasmic.

Did you see them? They were getting bit by mosquitoes and doing Itchplay in the back yard!

by sundewman July 8, 2024

Itchitation

That maddening combo of straight-up itching AND irritation where your skin feels like it's crawling, burning, stinging, and begging to be scratched all at once. It's worse than a regular itch because scratching just makes the irritation flare up more. Usually hits after switching laundry detergent, a bad shave, mild sunburn, or when your eczema decides to act up. Basically, your skin is throwing a tantrum and won't chill.

Yo, this new body wash gave me the worst itchitation on my back — feels like fire ants are having a party and scratching just invites more guests.

by CyberPharmer February 1, 2026

moron-itchka

A Russian moron. Someone who disregards other people and rules in general.

Mitch: Why you tryin to cut the line?
Sasha: Vat do you mean? Me was here.
Mitch: No you weren't....you moron-itchka.
Sasha: Why you say dis?
Mitch: Because you're a dumb Russian with no respect.

by Martita Papita July 9, 2010

Exploding Itchy

1 When one is scratching thine ass and begins to tread into uncharted territory, resulting in getting your finger stuck in your ass; at which point the only solution for removal is to build up "pressure" by eating gassy foods.

2 When you are in past your elbow with your partner and your partner suddenly decides its time to shit.

My mom's friend's uncle's second cousin's gym teacher was out of school for three days once, recovering from a sudden exploding itchy.

by Palientologist September 15, 2011

scrotum-itchemitis

When a male grabs to adjust his junk from not washing or maybe having bugs.

Man I think I have scrotum-itchemitis

Crabs JS808

by js808 December 2, 2015