phantom friends

A sudden illusion of being amidst friends in the middle of one’s stark and sad aloneness during this time of COVID-19.
While I was reading I looked up at all of my phantom friends who appeared right out of the blue and felt immediately comforted.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 28, 2020
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barcode friend

gtg, my barcode friend just texted me “i love you
by archie01 October 27, 2021
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Desperation Friends

Acquaintances whom are used as a last option to call up to go out. These "friends" are being used so you don't have to go out alone.
Ugh none of my friends responded if they wanted to come out with me tonight. If I don't get a reply in an hour then I'm calling my desperation friends.
by melbourne's finest June 27, 2009
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friend chips

A virtual collection of "chips" you collect by doing favors for friends.
Brian: Dude, can you help me move out of my house this weekend?

Dave: I will, but that will cost you 12 months worth of friend chips.
by LakeStevensBA March 20, 2009
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McBoy Friend

A boy that is bad for you but yet you keep going back to him, because he is so good. (Im lovin' it)
My mcboy friend is so hot my husband would be pissed.
by MC JOEY II January 06, 2011
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priority friend

A priority friend is the kind of friend you would drop all prior plans to hang out with. The best kind of best friend.
Junior: Oh man!!! I waited at the pub for an hour and you didn't show up?? What happened?

Mike: Sorry man! I got "the call" from Chris last night wanting to hang out. I drop all my plans when he calls. Life is just more fun with a friend like him. Chris is my priority friend.

Junior: Oh, that's ok then. I'd do the same if I'd got "the call" from Chris. He's worth it.
by MikeBus October 23, 2010
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friend tease

Someone who is only friends with you, hoping for sex, but when they find out you don't want to bone them, they tell you there is no point in being friends and drop you like a hot rock.
We've been friends for three years, and I really value the friendship, but when he said he wanted to have sex, and I said no, he said, "Well, there's no point it being friends then." and he left! What a friend tease! :-(
by Thornnuminous November 11, 2014
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