honself 

A third-person reflexive pronoun used when the gender of a person is unknown or when the person is a blend of genders such as a transvestite.

That person is talking to honself.

honself by Jeff Jencks January 28, 2008

horndicapped 

A disability or impairment that makes one unable to operate a motor vehicle or think for oneself. Usually evidenced by the presence of a longhorn logo.

"Did you see that f#@*tard cut me off?"
"Yeah, but he's got a University of Texas window sticker, he's horndicapped"

horndicapped by W.T. June 29, 2009

Texas long horn style 

The act of fingering a girl with your middle and ring finger like you rep texas long horns

I was so in there yesterday we didnt fuck but I did it texas long horn style

Texas long horn style by 15 in da 11th December 27, 2011

hornbuckle 

1. the act of sex 2. a person's privates 3. a good looking person you'd like to have sex with; derived from pastor Terry Hornbuckle

Yah I'd hornbuckle the f out of her.

hornbuckle by mikemarshall33 August 9, 2008

horn 

a long glass tube, sold in inner city bodegas to smoke crack

yo son, i just copped a hit, but i don't have a horn to smoke it in

horn by zany Zane October 1, 2007

Hornsterminators 

People who stop people when they need a wank. Basically there just shit and they hate sex. Damn them Hornsterminators. Sometimes, however, the come in useful if people are too horny and shag everything in sight. Then they stab them. If people get 'sterminated, it refers to this.

Oh my gawd did you hear! Scott got attacked by the hornsterminators because he glued his hands to his penis!

I got 'sterminated because i shooted one off onto me mam again :(

Hornsterminators by Emily Parker :) October 23, 2007

top horn 

top horn means somthing verry good or even the best.
scotish word originally the catchphrase of a character from a (short running) childrens bbc program in the mid 90's.

that movie was top horn
my exam results were top horn
my girlfreind is top horn

top horn by mark steel August 17, 2007