helmsdeep

to cut and paste from one message board to another whilst claiming to know the gossip 'first hand'

i saw Tom Cruise the other day and he told me all about his new film.

by popbitch April 29, 2003

dark helmet

After having some hot booty sex, you pull it out and you have some stains.

After having an orgy with ESR, Linus Torvalds, and Richard M Stallman, everyone had a nice brown, dark helmet.

by Slashdot November 23, 2004

helmeted

Synonymous with tramped.

Drunk.

"Are we gonner get helmeted tonight?"
"Yeah!!!!!!!"

by defiti May 26, 2006

Helmet

I have never found one person in real life who was a fan of their music.

Helmet were only moderately interesting from Strap It On to Meantime. But when the third album Betty was dropped they really started to suck. They are mediocre at best. I’m sorry but Mr. Page Hamilton really isn’t that good. He should go back to playing Jazz, because rock/metal is clearly not his thing.

Even my dad hates Helmet. I showed him a song once and he said “yeah, you can turn that crap off”. He finds them very dry and monotonous. I only liked their rhythm and groove. But Page is a bad songwriter.

by WorseThanHitler December 7, 2020

fudge helmet

A cranial protective device into which a load of feces has been inserted.

Tom wouldn't stop towel snapping me in the locker room so I gifted him a fudge helmet.

by thewetyeti October 13, 2009

helmet

as a verb: to love and appreciate someone or something even though AND because it is "not quite right".

My son called the bully at school an "underdeveloped plesiosaur" which of course got him socked in the jaw. I helmet that kid.

by crankyramone September 24, 2008

HELMET

Any Adult MALE HUMAN BEING.

"This bar is full of helmets."

by JENNI-POO April 14, 2005