Grass

A herb found all across the world with lethal poison capable of killing those with no life who spend their lives in a dark room playing games. The people who have "touched grass" amount to the millions with thousands more dying each day. The "Grass" has not been eradicated yet. Please be on high alert.

Joe touched grass... Now we are here seeing him in a coffin.

by OmgYouAreGayINeverKnew September 14, 2022

ass-grass

Unkempt ass hair.

You need to mow that plot of ass-grass.

by helpfulness March 24, 2009

missed grass spots

when you mow the grass and you miss a spot

i had a bunch of missed grass spots when i was cutting it

by hahahahah ily myself!! June 8, 2009

pass in the grass

The act of taking over your racing opponent while driving off the track and onto the grass. Made famous by Dale Earnhardt himself.

Pass in the Grass!

by JT Moreton December 27, 2009

fertilize your grass

When referring to flirting or bagging someone you like.

Sue: I really wanna talk to him
Bob: Come on Sue go fertilize your grass

by Mexicanjeww June 22, 2011

Grass him up

Fuck with someone's world in a major way; so much so that no one, including his employer, his circle of friends, his family, shit... even his damn dog/cat hates him. Generally, it means jacking any relationships he has, hacking & scrubbing his laptop and/or smart phone, key his car; you know, basically screwing up his

whole world. Btw, it also works with the softer, smarter gender, although you have to be much more stealthy with women.

I swear, if he doesn't call in the next 20 minutes with a GREAT excuse and heartfelt apology for missing the night of all nights - when I just know he was gonna propose, I'm gonna grass him up, majorly.

by I_fly June 30, 2018

moon grass

Weed you have stored in your ass for safe keepings, or in fear of getting busted by the cops.

"Dude, i want what your smoking"
"Are you sure? It's moon grass"

by He's the boxman September 21, 2006