Gash Wednesday

When a male and a female are having consensual penetrative sex and the male, nearing completion, pulls out and ejaculates onto the female’s forehead and draws the sign of the cross to mark the first day of lent

I’m giving up chocolate for lent so I gave my girlfriend a fat Gash Wednesday

by hipyoungman42 August 2, 2024

gash maggot

Noun - Australian English. A person who is so crass and disgusting, that they make you vomit a bit in your throat just by speaking. Someone with no morals. Someone who is a bottom feeder.

Etymology: I can't think of anything worse to describe a lady's genitalia than the word gash, It's so crass,
I can't think of any creature on this earth worse than a maggot. They spawn from nothing and are disgusting.

Can you believe that Hillary Clinton lied about being shot at when getting off a plane in Serbia? What a gash maggot.
-OR-
Donald Trump is a gash maggot for imitating a disabled journalist during a press conference.

by CunningLinguistAusmerican August 20, 2024

gashmouth

The coolest brand in the history of earth,

Dam u look good in that gashmouth shirt

Oh hey… shop gashmouth.com

by Time travelling wizard January 30, 2025

Gashole

Someone who doesn't like Electric Vehicles and only likes fossil fuel based vehicles for various biased reasons like they don't make sounds, take too long to charge, or don't "have a soul".

That gashole doesn't think EVs are fun because they don't make sounds.

by TechCEO March 21, 2025

Gasharpoon

A kewl private man and a skin for John Doe!!

Gasharpoon is the cooler John Doe!

by C00lkidd!! March 29, 2025

Gash

Female private part. “Pu**y”

“I need some gash”

by Garlic giver March 1, 2026

Gasheight

When someone lies about their actual height by 2in or more. An example being when someone’s online dating profile lists their height as 6ft but their actual height is around 5’8.

I met up with that guy from bumble, but I was definitely gasheighted. His profile said 5’7 but he is 100% 5’3!

P1: “yea I’m 6’1”
P2: “bro don’t gasheight me! i’m 5’10 and taller than you!

by Hollis Ray July 18, 2025