Goat Rider

An individual that fucks the shit out of goats.

"Damn dude did you know Matt is a real Goat Rider"

by Red444 September 29, 2018

Goat dinner

A hodge podge of food in a single person's fridge, cabinets and freezer that do not make a complete meal. One is usually forced to combine several items of food that do not match in an attempt to avoid a trip to the grocery store. Items are usually eaten separately so as to not upset the stomach. Goat dinners most often are made entirely of carbs and processed foods.

(looking into cabinet) Looks like it's going to be goat dinner night. I'll start off with some ramen, this can of green beans, last Saturday's leftover pizza and finish with this twinkie that's been in the cabinet for a year.

by jackiedax May 13, 2011

Goat Cheese Hoagie

The gayest sexual maneuver possible. Often resulting in trauma to the eyes and face.

Coined by Adam Carolla while describing his experiences on Celebrity Apprentice. Clay Aiken may have been involved.

"After an extended Rusty Trombone, he gave me the ol' Goat Cheese Hoagie and fractured my orbital socket."

by Dollerhide November 1, 2012

goat hairs

Shitty singular hairs on your chin that are annoying as fuck.

I fucking hate goat hairs man.

by Fech1990 August 23, 2015

goat fucker

what Onision (Onion Boy) was secretly named at birth but it was switched out later in life due to his Father trying to make it less obvious that his hobby during his childhood was, fucking goats.

Onision is the "goat fucker" of YouTube.

by wut.is.mylife April 6, 2017

Goat Trail

Taking a path in life that has a high potential for harm.

“She couldn’t extract herself from the abusive relationship, even though she knew it was a goat trail“

by Professor Joans February 10, 2018

Goat Turd

Chocolate filled croissant.

I don't know what you are talkin' about that goat turd is good.

by Pest March 11, 2018