fucktard contest 

An alternative, and very cynical, name for election day.

I'm going down to the polls on Tuesday to vote in the fucktard contest.

fucktard contest by Led Zeppole November 8, 2003

Fucktard Stink Box 

Most often defined as a bitter, low life, idiotic, tool, with absolutely nothing to offer to society. Also known as a brainless piece of shit and a disgusting waste of resources . These types of people grow old and fat and eventually die off without leaving their mark on the world.They are insignificant and are angry about it. A Fucktard Stink Box is always at fault for all of the negativity in their life. Usually low class and very addicted to drama. Self loathing and self destructive. Tries to make other lives a miserable hell because they hate their own.

The Fucktard Stink Box spent all of her time in life worrying about insignificant egotistical issues. Eventually she wasted away without a claim to her name and died.

Fucktard Stink Box by 8inchdelite January 1, 2010

fucktard whisperer 

Someone who is patient and can rationalize with fucktards when no one else can. A voice of reason that calms down fucktards.

(Like the dog whisperer, but with fucktards instead of dogs.)

My fiance is THE fucktard whisperer. He's so patient with them.

fucktard whisperer by Mama_G February 2, 2017

FUCKTARD EXPRESS 

Basically someone being a total fucktard who pulls a clusterfuck on somebody in a big hurry.

Man my ex-wife is such a bitch! Not only did she get 60 percent but she also took my new sportscar! She totally pulled a fucktard express on me.

FUCKTARD EXPRESS by Bigjon88 July 21, 2010

Fucktard Factory 

The place where Fucktards come from.

Henkens is an idiot!! He's straight out of the Fucktard Factory!

Fucktard Factory by Boydsta00798033 April 14, 2019

fucktard contest 

A test held each year to see who is the most retarded contestant of all. The winners of this year are sony roolz and Mac User.

I went to the fucktard contest today... I laughed my fucking ass off!

fucktard contest by Assholes Inc. September 18, 2003

fucktard contest 

Formally referred to in business as a group of people who participate in a "committee". The "committee" is usually formed by someone who appears to be in charge, but is incapable of making a decision on his own.

Since there is more than one opinion, then we should have a "committee" fucktard contest to make an intelligent decision on the matter. Do I have any other volunteers fucktards who wish to join this "committee"fucktard contest?

Me: I vote that Dick be the head that committee.
Boss: Great idea! Do I have a second?
Chris: Yes, I second that Dick is the perfect candidate for that position on the committee.
Dick: I'll do my best to be the best head of committees that this department has ever seen.

fucktard contest by PeeOn January 5, 2008