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Five Knuckle Shuffle

Another word for the popular slang word 'wank'.
Most commonly used in pub-talks between men of age 18-30 to describe masturbation in a funny way, normally about someone, rather than themselves.
"I hear Dan's enjoying the five knuckle shuffle right now"
by DanielleInIpswich May 27, 2006
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Five Bagger

A Five Bagger describes a chick so intensely grotesque that you need 5 bags just to hit it.
One over her face obviously.
One to cover your own just incase hers falls off.
One over your dogs head so as to not make him sick and disgusted with you.
one by the door just incase somebody walks in
And one to be sick into after the deed is done.
Shit man that bitch last nite had such a bangin' body but i totally had to Five Bag her

Dude watch dya think of that girl by the bar.

Eww dude she's like a five bagger!
by Chilly Elmo May 4, 2009
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Five Star Bitch

Term for a female that contains certain traits that make her very desirable. She gots money, she do everything her nigga want, and she fine as hell. This term is meant to replace the word dime to describe a female.
"Ay that's a five star bitch!"

"Nicki Minaj is a Five Star Bitch."
by JML18 October 22, 2009
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five second rule of texting

The rule stating a DOUBLE TEXT is ok AS LONG AS the second text message is sent within 5 seconds of the first.
I double texted Shelly, but it was ok cuz I used the Five Second Rule of Texting.
by Piledriver10000 February 29, 2016
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Half your age plus five

Alex wanted to date Meg but the 'Half your age plus seven rule stopped them'. However they both moved to Tasmania and because of 'Half your age plus five' rule they were fine.
by yourfriendlyearthmover1 October 28, 2010
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fivehead

A grossly immense forehead, capable of reflecting enough sunlight to blind someone, or play movies onto.
by Truth April 18, 2003
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low five

when two guys slap their penises together, intentionally or unintentionally. usually occurs in tight, naked places such as a locker room
tom and ben turned around at the same time in the locker room and accidentally gave each other a low five.
by TallPeniz April 23, 2011
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