by Murzon December 8, 2022

Fap cop
Someone you live with who never let's you have privacy and will always show up right when your about to do the deed and make it impossible to fap, most likely a older sister or brother who stays up late and invades privacy without waring or cause.
Someone you live with who never let's you have privacy and will always show up right when your about to do the deed and make it impossible to fap, most likely a older sister or brother who stays up late and invades privacy without waring or cause.
My sister shows up to use the computer right out side my door every time I'm about to fap, she is a fap cop.
by Macadamias May 18, 2014

.The THICCEST person you’ll ever see 👀...
.He has the STRAIGHTEST teeth 🐰
. He’s the nicest person you’ll ever meet!!!!
Hdjsjsjshdhdhdh ( HES ACTUALLY A FUCKING BITCH)
.He has the STRAIGHTEST teeth 🐰
. He’s the nicest person you’ll ever meet!!!!
Hdjsjsjshdhdhdh ( HES ACTUALLY A FUCKING BITCH)
by Alexis Jasmin 🤮 September 21, 2018

The name for social media ‘Likes’ a female receives when she posts attention seeking photos with the sole purpose of showing off her body.
by mojomoop February 17, 2022

Verb to masturbate specificly with melted butter. Let's talk about buttered sausage what it is.
Alternatively to find your significant other has slept with someone who looks or acts like Gary bussey.
Also to wake up after a night out next to what looks like Gary Bussey
Alternatively to find your significant other has slept with someone who looks or acts like Gary bussey.
Also to wake up after a night out next to what looks like Gary Bussey
Don't eat at his house he masturbates with butter he's into fap-bussey.
I can't belive my girl she fapbusseied me. She slept with that creep at the bar
I woke up next to that creep from the bar I've been fap-bussied.
She always takes home creepy guys from the bar. She's living that fap-bussey life.
I can't belive my girl she fapbusseied me. She slept with that creep at the bar
I woke up next to that creep from the bar I've been fap-bussied.
She always takes home creepy guys from the bar. She's living that fap-bussey life.
by Wordsmith1984 June 23, 2025

Friend 1: Wanna have a Novotel fap tonight?
Friend 2: yeah the manly Novotel is the best for the Novotel fap, so many areas and places to produce in
Friend 3: I love a Novotel fap
Friend 2: yeah the manly Novotel is the best for the Novotel fap, so many areas and places to produce in
Friend 3: I love a Novotel fap
by Fap Monster !! November 22, 2021
