Douchebagliness

(dew-sh-bag-lee-ness)
1) a derivative of douchebag denoting an exceptionally high level of douchebaggery
2) the quantifiable measure of the level of douchebaggery existing in any person, place or thing

1) I will most certainly not go to there and put myself in an environment with that level of douchebagliness.
2) I can smell the douchebagliness permeating the air around him.

by thephunk August 20, 2010

douchebagarino

A spoiled man. Most often characterized as ignorant, arrogant, obnoxious, rude and self-absorbed.

Tony: Look at this douchebagarino; Driving a Dodge Mega-Cab, with lifted suspension / 20" rims and no mud flaps; Weaving in-and-out of traffic, belching black smoke, while yelling into his iPhone.

Vinny: Yeah, he just cut-off little Miss Douchebagarina, in that Prius!

by H.A.D.E. November 7, 2010

douchebagorie

The epitome of all douche bags around the world, created by the infamous yet gorgeous S.A.D.

You and your douchebagorie need to stop!

by CreatorsOfDouchebagorie! November 24, 2010

Douchebagernaught

A lame way to call someone a douchebag, usually used by those who cannot complete full sentences and cannot think creatively on their own.

That dude just called me a Douchebagernaught, what a douche!

by PBB GCC December 4, 2010

douchebagget

I.The female version of the vernacular douchebag. One who portrays or acts in a feminine manner but who should still be included in the family of douche.

II. An all together higher level of Doucheness entirely.
III. A Hateful nickname for your French friend.

Wait...Joe stole your girlfriend and then made out with your mom...What a douchebagget!

Look at all these old guys at Hooters bringing in little kids to get boob time, what a bunch of douchebaggets...

by cuntcommando December 29, 2010

douchebagling

Refering to a young teen or twenty something doucher. A very skinny hipster that no one likes . Son or daughter of a douchebebag. Insult

You are souch a douchebagling.
Look at all the douchebaglings at this Z.A.S. concert.

by suem17 March 29, 2011

Douchebaggery

The activities of a group of douchebags in a social setting that unknowingly, annoys most of the people around them. Usually this is a table of college-aged men in a family restaurant or at an airport on the way to Spring Break. Easy to recognize by the backward turned hats, overly loud lewd jokes, and furious frowns of wait staff and nearby patrons.

Tom: How was your Dinner?
Sally: Great, except for the unending douchebaggery of the guys at the table next to us. They kept throwing peas at each other and talking about the waitress's ass.

by Charva1976 April 28, 2011