Ford Dodge

A car many people own but 98% of the dodges you see are either being sheltered in or are trashed as fuck.

Han: Hey I have a ford dodge.
Henos: Poor ass

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 24, 2022

Didge dodge

Trying to be sneaky to avoid something. A mental version of the physsical "dodge"

Joel Osteen hid money in his walls. he was trying to didge dodge paying SSN and Medicaid taxes

by BKLDK December 11, 2021

Trampoline dodgeball

Getting balls the face for one hour by a man dressed as a wolf then going to the pub and looking up sex positions on urban dictionary.

I trampoline dodgeballed last night and I am now all hot and sweaty.

by CylonChris January 4, 2022

Trampoline Dodgeball

Getting balls in the face for an hour from a man dressed as a wolf jumping on a trampoline.

I got trampoline dodgeballed last night, my face still hurts and I'm still hot and sweaty.

by CylonChris January 4, 2022

Mahi dodger

A person hiding under the rim, always rolling durries when there's hard work to be done.

Eah the bro's being a Mahi dodger again, he just gapped it for another durry g.

by Salalad February 10, 2022

Jammie dodger

When you're avoiding having sex with a woman on her menstrual cycle.

Friend 1: "Hey bro you fucked your girlfriend recently?"

Friend 2: "Nah man I'm a jammie dodger at the moment cause she's on her period"

by Jessticles Jr. May 29, 2022

veggie dodger

A fat disgusting human who only eats for fun. Someone who doesn’t eat vegetables even if they are on there death bed

Guy 1: yo that mf is a veggie dodger

Guy 2: he’s god damn huge 😭 nasty ahh

by Skatplay July 16, 2022