Shit daggers

The feeling you get when you are holding in a poo for too long.

Can you cover the counter, I've had the Shit daggers for the last twenty minutes!

by Cpiddy7 March 4, 2021

Cupid's dagger

The moment when the person you're in love with says they're seeing someone else and you feel completely gutted as if Cupid just rammed his dagger into your stomach and pulled

"Did you hear Aaron started seeing someone..?"
"Yeah, I've already been acquainted with Cupid's dagger."

by Gayety February 9, 2017

Whacking the didgeridoo

A term Aussie cunts with big dicks use when they are going to masturbate

Friend 1: What you doing tonight
Friend 2: Probably going to be whacking the didgeridoo to some porn

by Lil Smithy October 30, 2018

meat dagger

'Meat Dagger' is yet another word for the penis.

Whilst sitting on the head aboard the Greek cruise ship, some strange 'meat dagger' appeared through a hole in the wainscotting, amid coy muttering.

by tikipirate August 10, 2005

Dinger

In United States Marine Corps slang, a crack shot with a rifle; someone who is extremely proficient in marksmanship with small arms; a member of the USMC national rifle marksmanship team.

"I knew that Sergeant Jones was a real dinger when I saw him putting them in the ten-ring from the thousand yard line."

by JoeBeenthere July 2, 2009

didgeridon't

People who hate the sound that a didgeridoo makes call it a didgeridon't.

I fucking hate that cocksucking didgeridon't being "played" by the dock! Sounds like a motherfucking wounded elephant trying to give birth!!! :-(

by Telephony September 12, 2016

hot dogger

A person that does something spectacular when something much easier would have done the trick quicker and more efficiently. Hot dogging is the verb.

That baseball player dove for the ball, what a hot dogger!

Anderkon, you wild man your such a hot dogger!

by Plantus November 10, 2006