deals

(n)Of, or relating to a personal possesion. Can sometimes be pronounced "dealies"

"Give me back my deals!"

"Dude, you touched my deals!"

by Jordan January 8, 2005

big deal

You have two cows. One is shot, the other is stolen.

This is a big deal.

L1: Holy shitsworth, that dude just swiped my last mofalkin cow!!!

L2: Big deal.

by Chris from Vancouver August 6, 2006

Dealio

1. A word that is used everyday most likely, but a word like no other. It is the douchey way of saying "deal" in an attempt to seem cool or superior to the other lesser mortals who say it normally. One of the more recent additions to acts of douchebaggery, however, people use it because they are not aware of the way they appear to the others in their company.

2. The lyrics to the song by P!nk. "what's the dealio?"

Nick: OH MY GOD!!! I DIED ON ROUND 7!!!
Alex: wow, come on Nick, what's your dealio?

Nick: Matthew GO FINISH YOUR PAPER!!!
Alex: yeah, Matthew, what's the dealio?

Matthew: Hey Nick, you want a schnack?
Nick: nah, i'm not feeling very hungry...
Matthew: YUO ALWAYS WANT A SCHNACK!!! WHAT'S YOUR DEALIO?!?!?

by CheezusRiced06 January 25, 2011

drug dealer

a guy who will use you for sex after first doping you up and then making you pay for it. His only friends are drug dealers.

see Asshole

The drug dealer sold the weed to Tesla, fucked her, and then left her.

by lnorennny December 28, 2005

dealer

people or persons who give out weed; can also be called wallys

Seth received weed from Wally his dealer

by Jaweyna April 16, 2006

No Biggie Smalls Deal

Used in replace of the phrase "No big deal" but in a new context referring to the rapper, Biggie Smalls, also known as the Notorious B.I.G.

Person A: "Dude, I just raped your sister."

Person B: "It's no biggie smalls deal."

by Parker&Ali December 28, 2009

Real Deal

A true blow job. Her (or his, depending on what you're into) mouth on the shaft, hand cupping the sack, and thumb up the ass. The Real Deal.

Max: "Yo did you get your dick sucked last night?"

Andrew: "Hey man listen, I got better than that...I got the REAL DEAL."

by rob rob6969 March 7, 2009