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humanitarian dating

A form of dating in which a guy goes on a date with a girl whom he is not really interested in, but only does so because he knows it will make the girl happy. Through her happiness, he derives his own happiness, thriving on the goodwill he creates among women in the dating scene.

Humanitarian dating allows otherwise less attractive and/or overweight girls a chance to date a guy that may normally be out of her league, giving her a sense of hope and confidence. Though the guy knows he can find better women, he genuinely feels it's important to help out less fortunate girls around him, and he also recognizes the goodwill he develops may work to his advantage later in life, whatever it may be.

Reversing the roles, a nice-looking girl dating an ugly, fat guy in most cases is NOT humanitarian dating because most of the time the only reason a hot chick will date a fugly guy is if the fugly guy has money.

It's usually not a good idea to talk about humanitarian dating when on a date.
Ned: Hey, Jim... what are you doing dating the beluga whale over there?

Jim: Relax, man. It's just humanitarian dating. I heard from her friend she was interested in me, and I felt kind of bad no one's asked her out before. I got tens lined up for me this weekend and I've been blessed to have my share of the spoils, so I'm just doing some charity work tonight.
by JAXA September 4, 2013
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carbon dating

Having a relationship with an elderly person. Dating outside of an age group.
Charlie: "I don't see Elroy around much these days."

Filbert: "Oh, no. He's off downtown with a group of geezers. He's into carbon dating now."
.................................OR
Charlie: "I just saw Elroy with this ancient looking bird. I think his new game is carbon dating."
by El Bicho April 10, 2010
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vulture dating

When you wait around for a relationship to die, so that you can have one of the survivors.....circling the one you want.
girl1: So, I've been talking to Mark again...trying to line up a new "buddy"
girl2: I thought he had a girlfriend?
girl1: he does, but that's relationship is about to die
girl2: so, you're like vulture dating?
girl1: yes, yes i am
by jabberwockyjoy May 28, 2008
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Do-it date

a social engagement planned with the inevietable intention of coitus.
I have to leave early to get ready for my Do-it date.
by Jmother March 12, 2006
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Milf-by-date

A milf who used to be hot but has become too old and loses her milfness, past her date with which she can still be a milf
Guy 1: Hey check out the milf down the aisle, I really want to get with her

Guy 2: Hate to break it to you but shes past her Milf-by-date
by milfs at the gym October 15, 2010
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wolf date

when you get totally wasted and wake up next to a woman lying her head on your arm who is so ugly you would rather chew your own arm off and run than wake her up so thinks it was something more than a drunken one night stand
shit man, i got so wasted last night i ended up on a wolf date
by jr December 11, 2004
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Man Date

When two straight men (usually mates) go out to a pub, bar or sports game etc together.
Rachael "What did you get up to last night?"
John "I went to the pub with Mike"
Rachael "Oh so you had a man date"
by nick whitehouse July 18, 2007
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