Sloppy Dallas

When your redneck girlfriend packs a fat lip before sucking you off

“Babe, you don’t have to owe me that 20, you can just give me a sloppy Dallas tonight instead!”

by JDizzle5678 October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

A blowjob with dip in the mouth

"Man, I just got a sloppy Dallas fron that chick that works the corner"

by Monkë man October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

The act of giving a blowjob while having a mouth full of dip

"Hey bro, last night the Redneck chick gave me a Sloppy Dallas"

by ThatMan907 October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

“The form of the Sloppy Dallas is quite simple. The person that is planning to give the blowjob has to fill their mouth with chip dip, to the point of secretion. Once their mouth is filled with this illuminating odor, they perform the oral blowjob to the receiving partner. They perform this until the recipient of the Sloppy Dallas ejaculates. Once this task has been completed, you have just received the Sloppy Dallas.”

Dude, Sarah just told me she wants to give you a mean Sloppy Dallas.

by KneeGear420 October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

It's like a blowjob but with a mouth full of dip, basically it would look like a turd on your shaft.

Girlfriend: Hey babe want me to do a sloppy dallas?
Boyfriend: Hell no my dick looked like a turd for a week.

by RogueNate007 October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob given with a lip full of dip

Carter: “Dude she gave me a sloppy Dallas and it looked like lawn clippings on my dick.”

by Fat Fletcher October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

Receiving a blowjob with a mouthful of dip

Got wasted with my cousin Tiffany the other night and convinced her to give me a sloppy Dallas

by Goatanist October 15, 2020