Cum Evaluator

The Cum evaluator is a member of the government ministry responsible for the collection and value of cum, the cum evaluator also holds the responsibility of maintaining the cum market.

Karen: I'm so sick of my cum evaluator giving my cum a 3 out of 10!

Sharen: dw babe ill still slurp it

Karen: sex?

Sharen: only if you want herpes?

by William Donelly May 16, 2021

cum diet

A weight loss program in which a person ingests sperm in the place of sweets. The sperm replacement hinders both the oral fixation of needing to graze as well as reinforcing the mind that sweets are not required. To be in conjunction with good eating and exercize. Found effective in reducing cravings. Sperm ingestion to be performed at time of cravings for sweets. Also helped tone neck and jaw areas.

I was 210 lbs. After three weeks of strictly working out and eating properly, I had lost 12 lbs. Then it slowed to about a pound or two a week. I added the cum diet to my regiment, and not only did I lose my extra chin, but 3 months later, I weigh 120 lbs. I would drink my bf's sperm whenever I had a craving for sweets or chips. Sometimes 4 times a day. Now I hardly want a sweet but maybe once every 2 or 3 days. It cured my sweet tooth and helped me loose the weight.

by ms thin February 15, 2010

cum dungeon

a seceret place where young adolecsent boys masturbate and hide all their underdeveloped semen.

"Little Johnny's Strict Protestant mom found him masturbating in his cum dungeon, so she beat him and left him there to die."

by Brett May May 3, 2005

Cum buddy

A friend/buddy/fucker that helps you make the cum come out. They tend to eat it

Bob is my cum buddy.
My cum buddy sucks

I need a new cum buddy my current one sucks

by DisShitIsReal October 22, 2014

Cum fiend

Somebody that is addicted to cum. See Carl

Man, that girl is a cum fiend.

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

cum connoisseur

Someone who can tell what a man has been eating by the taste of his cum.

"Man, you need to lay off the Corona or else don't expect me to swallow tomorrow. I can't stand it when your shit tastes all bitter."

"Sorry, I didn't know you were such a cum connoisseur."

by Krisfoshizzle December 25, 2008

Cum Baby

The effect of getting full on jizz; swallowing after so many blow jobs you look pregnant. Coined by the great Tweeter, msloulou

She's sucked so much cock it looks like she has a cum baby

by Eliza Dooks May 28, 2011