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triple crowning

To uncontrollably shit, piss and throw up all at the same time. Usually as result of a food-borne illness. The lovechild of food poisoning and a full bladder.
I shouldn't have eaten that street food with a gallon of tea in India. I was triple crowning in a field until the next morning.
by shermytoad112 October 17, 2013
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blowjob crows feet

When a woman has wrinkle’s around the corners of their mouth from sucking too much dick. Average age 35 to 60
Ohh can you tell if a cougar has sucked a lot of dick , just formblowjob crows feet:
by Grizzlygunnz May 14, 2018
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triple crown trophy

Fictitious award that one earns when they have sex with three different people within a 24 hour period.
“I had sex with with John after dinner last night, then went to Paul’s and had sex with him, and Mike cane over and I had sex with him!”
“Congrats on earning your triple crown trophy!”
by Missmaryjennifer August 12, 2018
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The Crowny Story

A myth pass down throughout Australian generations. Legend has it as ‘the greatest tale ever told’. Rumour has it first told by the Aussie icon that is ‘Beard’
Mate that story is not The crowny story, I wouldn’t waste a page in your journal for that one
by WhatThe13 August 18, 2019
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Theo Crowther-Brown

Big boy with a big ass dripping wet pussy, flaps included. Typically comes with a forehead the size of Johhny Sin's dick (measured). Most Theo Crowther-Brown's have a large array of mental issues and disorders.
'That guy over there is a real TCB (Theo Crowther-Brown)! What a wetwipe'
'Yeah, he sure is'
by ihavenoideawhattoputformyname September 28, 2021
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Dead crowd

When the audience at a concert or a show doesn't make any celebration of the stage performers, be it through making noise, movement, or hand-signs.
Man during the concert I was jumping around bumping into everyone who were still like damn statues. I really didn't expect the turn-up turning into a dead crowd.
by Justwilli July 12, 2022
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Dire Crowley

Headmage at Night Raven College also known to be the hottest man known ever
person 1: Omg Dire crowley is so hot

person 2: real
by Paaedk December 2, 2022
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