Crappop

when guardian/parent/friend doesn’t believe your excuse concerning a significant other

“Girl, my mom didn’t believe crappop”

by Berryptic May 29, 2024

Crapple

Noun. A juice mixture of cranberry and apple.

In this heat some crapple would be just what I need!

by Birdnerd_2010 July 23, 2024

Chappy after dark

The drunken stupor and erratic texting of a chappy(chaplain) after 5pm. Typically starts out by telling everyone to fuck off, followed by a racist rant. Ending in a bible quote and telling everyone he loves them and passing out with his pants around his ankles and his belt around his neck.

I’ve never seen someone slur their text like chappy after dark.

by Palm Beach dragon slayer January 15, 2025

crapple

An uncommon sarcastic/derogatory slang term for regular golden apples (aka "gapples") in Minecraft, often used by players to emphasize their inferiority compared to enchanted golden apples (aka “god apples” or “notch apples”).

Nah this kit server lets you go in with a stack of crapples every time

by Requirments April 30, 2025

Cappy

Calm-happy

I’m feeling cappy today

by Empro June 27, 2025

Chappy

Noun
chap-ee

That one homie who's actually good with a camera and follows you around the golf course making your mid golf game look fire for the socials. Usually some young golf kid with the latest iPhone who knows all the angles.

"Bro got himself a Chappy and now thinks he's the next Tiger Woods on TikTok."
"I need a Chappy for this tournament - my golf videos look like they were shot during an earthquake."
"My boy hired a Chappy and now his IG golf content is absolutely sending me."

by Golf Bro Ace July 22, 2025

Crapper cracker

1. What you make when you shit your pants in the car with the heated seat warmer on.

2. A generally crappy white person (informal)

1. “Awh man, I made a crapper cracker on the way home.”
2. “Man, Jake is such a crapper cracker.”

by Oops_wrong_door August 23, 2025