Countryphile

A person with a fetish of both tractors and deporting immigrants.

Neil Parish is a dirty countryphile.

by Tractor exhaust pipe April 30, 2022

country pimp

red head, ostrich boot wearing, big chain slinging, pool table running, howdy hat wearing, diesel mechanic.

wow! the country pimp is back and running the pool table! don’t mess w the country pimp… all hail country pimp

by countrypimp January 22, 2023

Country Mile

The distance between two Baptist churches in the Deep South.

Hunter: “Last one to finish the moonshine loses the bet!”
Tucker: “What are we betting?”
Hunter: “Loser has to run across the Publix parking lot naked”
Tucker: “That must be the distance of a country mile!”

by Martin_Stoyanov February 9, 2023

Country Slinger

A white man that beats down a black skin toned man with a gun butt or whip or hands.

That Country Slinger over there wants to see that Black guy over there.

by Monkey and the same March 1, 2023

Countryhumans

Basically Polandball for girls

"they're fans of countryhumans"

by Hawqer April 23, 2023

CountryHumans

"Cancer In Its Worst Form"

"Oh no! I accidentaly clicked on the link CountryHumans Instead of WW2 memes!"

by fokjhj1 September 4, 2023

Springhaven Country Club

A private club in Wallingford, PA. Kick-ass pool, best in the area.

Springhaven Country Club

by wallingfordgirl July 7, 2009