cooper is the nicest person you'll ever meet. he's very handsome, with blonde hair and blue eyes. he never fails to make me smile without even trying. he saved my life and he doesn't even know it. he can make you feel like your the only person in the world, he's so special he has a special place in my heart. we barely even talk (I'm delusional btw) but when we do I can't stop smiling and staring into his ocean blue eyes. I could look at them for all eternity. he's truly one loveable boy.
by Jasmine Porter May 1, 2023
Get the coopermug. There are two types of Coopers in this world.
The first one will be the kindest soul you will ever meet. Somehow, if he sees you sad in public, he will approach you will listen, never judge, and speak pure wisdom. Statistically, 99% of the time, this kind of Cooper can and will change your life for the better. If you have a Cooper like this in your life, never lose him.
The other kind of Cooper is the complete opposite. He is a loud and obnoxious plonk who will stop at nothing to ruin your life. This may indeed involve homewrecking and possessiveness, not uncommon for this type. He will constantly make the world well aware of his 67 fetish, and is openly Republican/MAGA despite not knowing shit about American politics. He is a master manipulator and can make anyone act blindly against their own interest. If you know this type, disown him at once.
The first one will be the kindest soul you will ever meet. Somehow, if he sees you sad in public, he will approach you will listen, never judge, and speak pure wisdom. Statistically, 99% of the time, this kind of Cooper can and will change your life for the better. If you have a Cooper like this in your life, never lose him.
The other kind of Cooper is the complete opposite. He is a loud and obnoxious plonk who will stop at nothing to ruin your life. This may indeed involve homewrecking and possessiveness, not uncommon for this type. He will constantly make the world well aware of his 67 fetish, and is openly Republican/MAGA despite not knowing shit about American politics. He is a master manipulator and can make anyone act blindly against their own interest. If you know this type, disown him at once.
Person one: OMG YOU MUST MEET MY NEW BF
Person two: Who?!?
Person one: His name is Cooper and he's 6"...
Person one interrupts: Please genuinely fuck off
Person two: Who?!?
Person one: His name is Cooper and he's 6"...
Person one interrupts: Please genuinely fuck off
by liftworks October 9, 2025
Get the Coopermug. Cooper is the sexist man in the world. The largest penis, has no friends, is very lonely and can never find a girl. Cooper gets invited to nothint and lives a sad life. Cooper has the best family ever though. Cooper thinks everyone hates him altough most people care about him. Cooper wants people going to see this and think about Cooper.
by Yunntdaggerd September 30, 2018
Get the Coopermug. A person that pulls all the girls and Lionel is his bestest friend especially if his last name is Greis
by Super Lopez April 10, 2019
Get the Coopermug. Cooper manning is the third brother in the manning family who does not play in the NFL but did play WR in college:the lamest brother,but the smartest
by Awsomestarboy100 December 3, 2016
Get the cooper manningmug. Cooper is perfect for me, he is the sweetest most kind hearted person I've ever met. He is so genuine and has the greatest smile I've ever seen in my life. He is the best , most innocent, beautiful, curly headed person ill ever know.
by Daddiekyra December 13, 2022
Get the Coopermug.