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verb. To cook food, and then subsequently eat the food you just cooked.
"I'm gonna cookeat and then play guitar and then do hw!"
cookeat by huge eug May 19, 2006

Cookied up and cached out 

When your internet browser is acting funky and cannot access certain websites.
User: "I can't log into this website."
IT tech: "Yep, looks like your computer is all cookied up and cached out. No problem, I'll clear it up and you'll be logged in in no time."

Crooked douche 

An individual who far surpasses typical douchery. Usually shifty and shady in behavior. One who usually is emotional less and insensitive to others feelings. They are often also irrational and downright mean.
Yo Jaime your a crooked douche!
Crooked douche by EB1234 November 15, 2013

Cocked out 

When the dick was so good it makes you fall asleep after
She looked dead just lying there all cocked out.

You got all cocked out last night huh? You fell asleep on me all quick.
Cocked out by Smellysmells November 21, 2017

Cookernup 

Dave: hey mate, you should pop around I'm Cookernup a nice lamb.
Frank: Oi nah yeah alright I'll be over in the arvo.
I minecraft youtuber who is great at minecraft plays everyday and often used as to mean Cool guy Chill
Hey have you watched Cookes new video?
No but I heard he is great at the minecraft pvp. that’s how to define CookeMC
CookeMC by CookeYOUTUBE July 8, 2019