Ejaculate Conception

The act of impregnating a female and then denying any interactions with a said woman leaves her a single mother with no father figure around.

Tom: Did you hear Sady was pregnant?
Sally: She's a virgin though, it must have been an immaculate consception
Tom: More like an ejaculate conception, she's a hoe on the DL

by UIU Speed Team August 29, 2022

emotional congestion

The feeling of not quite knowing how you feel but knowing its not a good emotion.

A: how are you feeling?
B: 'idk i kinda feel like i have emotional congestion.'
Or 'idk i kinda feel emotionally congested.'

by that_typical_guy November 2, 2022

Miles Concert

a very embarrassing and pathetic attempt at getting a girl. A completely humbling experience. Instant rejection.

Person 1: "Hey, did you see how he asked her out?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it was a total Miles Concert"

by Snow snowy snow November 23, 2022

cyber concession

Social media accounts of foreign embassies on Chinese platforms could post relatively sensitive content without being blocked by the censorship system.

How can the German embassy post this without being blocked?
Welp, their posts are in cyber concession.

by JK Doddle June 3, 2023

A conceited loser

People who make urban dictionary definitions about themselves and make it seem like they are the greatest person on earth but really they are some 40yr old person stuck in their parent's home.

You are a conceited loser NEO

by shamless044 June 14, 2023

guy concept

Possibly the most extremely nonchalant statement to pick up a thirsty bro. Enabling the idea that two bros can bang because the surround situation permits it.

For conceptual purposes only. Bro jobs. Don't talk. No homo.

Steve was 6 beers deep and prepared to discuss the "Guy Concept" with his blatantly gay friend Frank while his girl was out of town. Steve wanted head. Frank has been waiting for a decade.

by Warofwords July 19, 2023

Rachmaninoff Concerto

hand and ball breaking music that destroys your hands and is like almost impossible to play at the original tempo, only god valentina lisitsa gets close, also the chords are so huge like wtf i cant reach 13's! the second piano concerto is the most popular one overshadowing the 1st and 3th and 4th, didnt even know there was a 4th, also its one of the most romantical pieces of music and it makes me cum everytime i hear it

Pianist 1: Hey what repertoire are you learning?
Pianist 2:Rachmaninoff concerto.
Pianist 1: My best wishes for your balls.

by SeiyaIdk August 24, 2023