Cold Tan 

A tan that is not hot.

A tan that does not look good on a particular person.

Example 1 - That person's tan is a cold tan.

Example 2 -

Person 1 - I think I am going to get a tan.

Person 2 - That would be a cold tan!

Cold Tan by DT show May 21, 2011

Cold-Softy 

When you snap a chicks neck during intercourse

i was banging her, had a nam flashback, snapped her neck, then she went all cold-softy on me"

Cold-Softy by linesteppersteve June 15, 2011

cold heater 

When you put a heater in the freezer for a week (make sure it's on but not plugged in) and then douse it in water and then freeze it for another 2 days. After freezing, you plug it in and it explodes and shoots ice everywhere!

White struggle: "Shit mane! That cold heater was crazy!"
Jacob: "Yeah Mane! I got a peice of Ice stuck in my goatse!"
White struggle: "That sucks mane! it was beautiful!"

cold heater by Ic Ric July 19, 2014

cold one to the stomach 

A prank involving a dusty cold piece of pizza that is gently applied to the target's stomach while they are asleep.

Dude if you take my phone one more time I will give you A Cold One To The Stomach!

cold one to the stomach by Hello, Newman August 1, 2014

cold tits 

The nipples that get hard when it is cold outside

Most people's tits (nipples) get cold outside titties hence cold tits

cold tits by Bobbyjoebilly March 7, 2016

Cold Morning 

In Canada, every fucking day is cold. So when someone says it was a "cold morning", he or she means that the girl or guy they took home from the bar won't leave their house in the morning.

Cold morning for Ricky today boys... That girl from the fox and hounds wouldn't leave this morning.

Cold Morning by trenton101 August 29, 2016

cold cut cock 

1. A phrase describing something who is being uncooperative.

2. A brotha who has chosen a hoe over a bro

Ay, stop being a cold cut cock you sloot!!!!

Dude, that was pretty cold cut of you to do.

cold cut cock by Byron Sleepy July 13, 2016