clean/travis

Early morning:

1. Take a shower then a shit (dont wipe and make sure not to dry off)

2. Put pantyhose over your head (to hide your identity)
3. Get in bed with either your roomie or someone you want to get back at
4. Start screaming "GIVE IT UP!!!!!"

5. Run like hell!

This is the ultimate revenge and is hard to pull off without waking the person up by laughing but it's lots of fun because you have showered and shit and then gotten in bed with someone and scared the beejesus out of them and left a mess...its particularly fun if you are a guy doing it to a girl...sex may inadvertantly result from this.

If he pulls that shit again I gonna give him a clean/travis.

I heard Tommy teabagged Carlo and then Carlo gave him a clean/travis...Tommy got so scared he pissed all over Carlo.

Jimmy gave Katie a clean/travis because he found out she was into weird fetishes they ended up having sex. Now Jimmy has the clap.

by tommygunna April 13, 2010

Clean Shit

When you take a huge shit and barely have to wipe

“I took a clean shit yesterday, I clogged up the toilet and only used 2 wipes”

by Jonathan Cena the third August 24, 2020

countertop cleaner

A dude who gets off shaving hairy women's fun zone.

He gets off on, you know shaving women.
Fuckin' A, jack's a countertop cleaner.

by Jon P. D. August 6, 2004

compton cleaner

When you are having sex with a girl DoggyStyle. After you ejaculate you punch her in the back of the head, knock her out, and steal her stuff. You then leave a not saying, "your welcome."

She looks like a rich hottie. I think I'll take her home and give her a compton cleaner.

by Das1331 June 22, 2008

skeet clean

when a male ejaculates into a females vagina and then withdraws and urinates into the parimeters of a females vagina attempting to clean the sperm out preventing a pregnancy.

man i was having sex with candy last night and ended up having to give that hoe a skeet clean, she was pissed....lol

by rodney420 April 11, 2009

Buttwhipe Cleaner

An humongously large motherfuckin asshole that acts like a buttwhipe Cleaner (buttwhipe cleaners are very dirty whores that only like to clean asshole)

Sarah: Hey, that black guy that fucked me last night, ye he's such a buttwhipe cleaner. He only liked my asshole the whole night!

Rachael: Ye, same with my white ass boyfriend. I was expecting some squirts and extreme ramidge to my pussy. But all he did was like my shithole.

by Tanky96 March 25, 2010

clean rodruigez

When having sex, pull out your penis and wipe it just above ur partner's top lip, forming clear or "clean" mustache. In contrast to a Dirty Rodruigez.

She preferrs the clean rodruigez over the dirty rodruigez.

by S. R. H. July 20, 2008