carrot day

That day of nice weather in the long term weather forecast that never seems to get any closer then five days away.

Carrot day is now next Tuesday.

by Gene M April 30, 2008

Cairowack

Something for you to find out without using urban dictionary.

Nick told me to urban dictionary and I find this crappy definition.
What a cairowack!

by VR3875NE November 26, 2009

Carrogance

being so enamoured with your new car that you've turned into an arrogant twat. (e.g. driving around and thinking "none of these cars are anywhere near as nice as my car.")

Her carrogance was really starting to annoy me.

by Scarlett-373 May 14, 2014

Carrot

Long orange thing

Woah !!! Look at that carrot !!!

by Methflixandchill November 10, 2015

Carrot

The corporate watchdog

Those carrot cunts are watching me

by Assassin75 January 15, 2016

Carrot top

A skinny dumbass who sucks his friend's cock, can often be seen looking at homes planning to bulldoze the homes to place sex dungeons.

That guy is obviously a carrot top

by Haybale June 16, 2017

Carrothead

An Irish person, since every single Irish person has fluorescent orange hair. They were used in train tunnels in England for luminescence before modern paint was created.

"Why’s that scruffy alcoholic have blinding orange hair?"
"Oh, he’s just an Irishman – a carrothead, if you will."

by I hate liberal animals July 26, 2020