Sniff the carpet

Another way of saying someone is/has gone down on a woman.

Guy 1: Bro did Sniff the carpet last night?
Guy 2: Yeah.

by SolarFlare0202 February 08, 2021

Raking the Carpet

To comb one's pubic hair.

Yeah man, I walked in on him raking the carpet. Turns out he's got crabs.

by Ironic Username November 09, 2017

Getting Gum Out of the Carpet

The act of masturbating, especially by a woman.

Bro, I totally walked in on my step-sister Getting Gum Out of the Carpet. Not my proudest fap.

by Meowlentine August 06, 2020

dune coon carpet cruiser

Dune coon carpet cruiser is another name for the dot indians.

"You know your walking out of the gas station with a 30 rack and a fifth when the dune coon carpet cruiser is the cashier

by dune-monkeys April 26, 2024

angry carpet

when you drop a wet lolly on the carpet then the fluff sticks to it you shove it up your ass and suck the shite off it

i had an angry carpet lolly

by bbbyyy177 November 12, 2023

Peanut butter carpet

To describe someones thick arse hair.

If you imagine trying to wipe peanut butter out of carpet with a paper towel.

My arse hair is like a peanut butter carpet

by Banditheeler July 30, 2022

carpet dragon

MILF un-shaved on menstrual cycle

Ur mom is such a carpet dragon

by Dirttrike December 04, 2017