beef doughnut

A woman's vagina. If you're from Canada you would spell it beef donut... you can try dunking a beef doughnut, but the owner of the beef doughnut may get mad.

Billy walks in on his naked mother in the shower...
Billy points at his others mid section..

Billy - "Mom what's that?"
Mom - "Uhmm, that's where your father hit me with an ax."
Billy = "Nice shot, got you right in the beef doughnut".

by Vicar204 April 17, 2008

beefdonut

1) your anushole.
2) meal prepared by making a ring of meat
3) musical artist

1) joel likes to stick long vegetables in his beefdonut
2) me: gross dude, what the fuck is that shit?
some guy: guy! that's a beefdonut!
3) me: hi beefdonut, whenz your new album coming out?
beefdonut: never, i am a lazy ass

by spanky July 10, 2003

Beef Pole

A huge dick (greater than 12")

It takes a loose chick to accept a beef pole!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

Beef Tips with Mushroom Sauce

When you drop a Cleveland Steamer on your significant other's chest, and she wakes up in the middle of the night, sees it, and vomits on it.

"Oh my God, dude, I Cleveland Steamered my woman last night, and she suddenly woke up, and made some Beef Tips with Mushroom Sauce. Fucked up, man, seriously."

by Rabbit Man Bear April 25, 2009

beefcurtians

A labia so large that it hangs like window drapery.

I finally got Suzie in the sack, her beefcurtians were so big they were like a big pink taco.

by devestment October 10, 2009

ground beef

A bovine (cow, bull, or calf) with no legs

"What do you call a cow with no legs."

"Ground beef."

by AnnoyoedWithMommaJokes October 25, 2004

bweefed

bitch asked me what it mean it’s a booty fart

Awl she bweefed

by WaylaFrmdaWic September 3, 2021