Burrito Plop

When a woman who has many children "tea bags" a male.

My wife was mad so she burrito plopped me this morning!

by ifyourhappyandyouknowit June 3, 2013

party burrito

Poorly put together and always leaves someone covered in shit

I used to be cool. Then I had a party burrito.

by Party burrito August 19, 2017

Sweaty Meat Burrito

Its when you fuck the fat rolls of a Hispanic Girl

Hey Julio! I made a Sweaty Meat Burrito with Your Mom Last night!

by BradentonButtTickler June 25, 2023

Hitchhike in a Burrito Truck

To hitchhike and get a ride from a guy who demands you give him a Blowjob for the free ride

Troy: “I lost my keys in the locker room, I had to hitchhike in a burrito truck”

by LigmaSawconNigga August 27, 2022

Diabetes Burrito

Something on the original taco bell 5$ menu that makes you shit bricks.

"I had to be on the toliet for two hours after eating that diabetes burrito"

by SwampyAsser July 21, 2018

Nut Burrito

A giant burrito of a cock packed with special sauce.

Guys I could really go for a nut burrito right about now.

by El Jefe_ March 14, 2019

Beefy Burrito

A large Mexican of great girth seldom seen crossing the border. Also called an Uhl.

I arrested five illegal imigrants and one was a Beefy Burrito.

by Jedsall August 7, 2022