an idiot or a person who has low intelligence, usually a term used for college females sitting on blue couches.
by pablo895 November 3, 2010

When silly bitches turn the bass up all the way on their stock speakers, in their cars, and it sounds terrible.
by Storzy April 25, 2008

Seeing someone you know quite well in a public place but you cannot lock eyes or lips with, chat it up, hug, etc. due to restricted access placed upon them by another party who is not allowed to know of the relationship that exists.
Saw my hot 30-something guy friend in a business suit as he exited place where I was dining. I yelled "Hey!" and he secretly waved so his friend would not see him waving back at me. We didn't get to catch up, it was just a pseudo-bump.
Damn those pseudo-bumps.
Damn those pseudo-bumps.
by Sexilawgirl January 12, 2010

The increase in web traffic you receive after appearing on CNN's Rick Sanchez Show. Alternatively, a sexual maneuver performed while watching CNN's Rick Sanchez Show in a damp Extended Stay hotel room.
"Dude, you should see the sanchez bump I just got! No, on my website. Not in a hotel room. That's gross. You're gross."
by sanchezfan86 March 16, 2009

by Chef Z May 3, 2014

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