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Burrito

1)The act of anal intercourse with a burrito. It is done by sticking an erect penis into a Burrito of your choice and sticking it into your partners anus. After climax has been reached, your partner will crap out the burrito and either you, your partner, or the two of you can enjoy the feast!
2) Any act of placing food into the anus and crapping it out after climax and eatting it.
I Burritoed Aaron last night
I will be burritoing him tomorrow
Can I burrito you?
by Samuel Edson July 26, 2008
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burrito sleeve

A "Burrito Sleeve" is a sleeve for your burrito. Your burrito can be an actual Mexican food burrito or whatever you call your "burrito" Sleeve that thing that is your thing.
My burrito feels naked without its sleeve.

Here's a burrito sleeve.
Ah. That's better.
by Garzan September 26, 2017
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burrito

dropping a burrito

downloading a burrito

offloading a burrito

etc
by me December 8, 2003
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wet burrito

requiring a body of water, a wet burrito is banging a chick from behind and when you're about to cum, pull out, nut on her back and boot her into the body of water.
She looks like she's jonesin for a wet burrito.
by Wake Jitsu December 31, 2007
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California Burrito

A guy who wrappes his dick in a tortilla and the girl bites into it.
Guy:Hey you want a California Burrito?
Girl:What is that?
Guy:Well I'm gonna wrap my dick in a tortilla and your gonna guzzle it down.
by T-Stiddy June 8, 2009
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bean burrito

You or your girl shits in a tortilla, then you wrap it around your dick and fuck her...
i asked my one night if she was hungry and said yes... i ask how about mexican food?.. she agreed... then asked how about a Bean Burrtio?... O i would love a bean burrito!!! she replied... So i proceeded to take a shit in a tortilla and placing my dick in the tortilla i proceeded to fuck her.. giving her a wonderful taste of south of the border...
by Big Boy 7 May 2, 2006
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burrito-smackin

Totaly sweet
A adjetive invented by Webcomic artist David Willis on April 6, 2005 to describe his peer Kris Straub excelent brakage of the Fourth Wall
Everyone should read Checkerboard Nightmare! Every other comic strip in the world should be forced to swear off fourth-wall-breaking humor, because Kris Straub is the only one on Earth who can pull it off. He's the exception that proves the rule. And with burrito-smackin' awesomeness.
by X-BoB58 April 8, 2005
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