blogs

blobs are shit.

Say you google something, you come across a blog which in the little info given on google to have the exact answer for what you're looking for. Say you google "How to sit down" , you see a blog as one of the options and in the info it says "How to sit down, first...) so you think "oh thats what i want" and click on it. you're greated by this style

how to sit down is well known but if you need a specific idea on how to do so then

how to sit down

*** So you think "Oh, ill click that..it's what i want." You're greated by another shitty blog ***

if you were directed here because you don't know how to sit down then click here please.

*** "Oh which do i click, I guess "here" BAM ANOTHER BLOG WITH THE SAME SHIT FORMAT! ***

we can't be assed to answer that question right now so please visit the correct site.

by clicking here

*** "OH GOD DAMNIT FUCK YOU BLOGS!!!" clicks there ***

virus

***OH U GOD DAMN FAGS FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID WEB PAGES FILLED WITH WORTHLESS SHIT***

me: blogs are fucking piles of shit

by policejihad January 20, 2008

Ron boobs

Fatty rolls or pockets on the abdomen, sides, or back of the body that resemble or are similar to the three substantial "fat rolls" seen on previous Biggest Loser contestant Ron Morelli's torso. Often used as an insult in exaggerated form.

"Look at the Ron boobs on that guy! "

by _dj_ May 31, 2009

Grab boobs month

Since y’all are grabbing our dicks

We are going to grab your boobs for November ;)

“*grabs boobs*” it’s grab boobs month it’s okay!

by Ass holder October 8, 2019

blogspittle

The act of posting one paragraph on a widely read message board from your personal blog. This done in an attempt to get people to click your links to read the rest of your writing and drive site traffic.

I think that George Bush and Michelle Obama are having an affair, hotel receipts and the Secret Service.... (LINK TO BLOG HERE)

This is an example of blogspittle.

by PittsburghAfterDark December 30, 2008

Boggs Light

nicname for Miller Light, named after Baseball Hall Of Famer Wade Boggs who once drank 78 Miller Lights on a Boston to LA flight

Gimme a Boggs Light bitch.

I'm gonna have me a shitload of Boggs Light

by Omega_Man January 17, 2011

Bogsmacked

An expression of astonishment to be used by women who, while attending a busy event and nature calls, walk into a public toilet to find no queue ahead and a cubicle open.

Lady 1 "I was rocking at the concert last night and you won't believe what happened?"
Lady 2 "Tell me tell me."
Lady 1 "There was no queue in loo and I just walked straight into a cubicle. I was totally bogsmacked, that never happens!".
Lady 2 "No way!.

by leilawurm December 12, 2014

Bongstand

Like the kegstand... but with a bong

"I think we may have just invented something"

micah do a bongstand

by StormyJESUS August 2, 2017