Mexican Beard

Throwing shaved pubes onto someone while they're in the shower so they they stick to their face like a scraggly beard.

Helen made me sleep on the couch last night after giving her a Mexican beard before her big meeting with her boss.

by the_sinic April 22, 2011

Playoff Beard

A beard often grown by male college students during either finals week or a time period with a high amount of mid-term exams. Usually grown for good luck or as a result of a lack of time.

Doug: Mark you don't normally grow out much facial hair.
Mark: Well it is finals week this week...
Doug: Ah, gotta love the playoff beard.

by K. Botti December 14, 2008

thanksgiving beard

A person of the opposite sex one takes to ones parents for Thanksgiving, to allay any suspicion of one being gay.

"Well they look happy together...I'm pleased for him"
"Are you kidding? Our son is as gay as a fruit-cake and she is obviously his Thanksgiving beard!"

by drbollocks November 30, 2009

Neck Beard

Someone who does absolutely nothing with their life, has no job, no future, and always tries to find a way out of having to get a job. Because only men can have a full neck beard (there are of course exceptions) they are usually the ones referred to as a neck beard.

Man my friend is such a neck beard that he took out yet another loan to pay for his tattoos as well as another speeding ticket he got last week

by ray ray va jay jay January 18, 2011

Belgian Beard

The act of defacing another human being by taking a dump on their face; curling out a long one around their mouth in the style of pretentious beard/moustache combos preferred by Belgian Jazz enthusiasts. Also referencing Belgian chocolate. A great party piece for those falling asleep at Christmas.
Like a moroccan moustache, but on the chin as well

Alex's slowness in responding to product queries caused considerable frustration amongst the sales team, and when he passed out at the Christmas party he awoke sporting a belgian beard.

by therealalfgarnett December 14, 2009

Shit-beard

Shit-beard - Noun
Shit-beard; when someones deposits poo particles in your beard.

Rob Doxey farted in Greg Jones beard whilst on a night out in Hereford thus depositing poo particles in his pubic chops. Thus Greg Jones is Shit-beard / a Shit-beard

by senor roberto of uplyme da 1st December 1, 2010

Cody Beard

The sweetest guy you will ever meet. a very caring and compassionate fellow. he would give someone the shirt off his back. he has eyes that you could get lost in, the lips of an angel, and hair like fabio. hes great with kids and has the greatest personality ever. he knows just the right things to make you smile and to make your heart race. this young man is the most talented drummer i know and hes going to go far in life. he holds the key to my heart <3

"theres no one as snazzy as Cody Beard"

by dMc794 September 25, 2011